Cerita Saya....

11/12/05
Saya tertarik dengan kepandaian dan kemahiran seseorang.Contohnyer kemahiran dalam games pc,pelajaran,memandu kereta dan apa-apalah.Ada secara semulajadi misalnya kepandaian menyanyi dengan merdu misalnya.Memangla,sesiapa pun tertarik dengan kepandaian atau kemahiran masing-masing.Dalam mana-mana bidang sekalipun,kemahiran dan kepandaian merupakan sesuatu yang penting.Tetapi macam mana dengan kejujuran seseorang.Semuanyer suka dengan seseorang yang jujur dalam perbuatannya.
Pagi tadi,adik saya mengajak sy menonton ranc realiti tv,Nescafe Kick Start.Sy memang minat cerita sebegitu.Hari ni,mereka diberikan tugasan mempromote pakaian Adidas untuk kaum wanita.Tugasan ni bagi saya agak susah kerana kebiasaannya Adidas popular dikalangan lelaki.Saya paling benci dengan bahagian penyingkiran.Kena singkirkan sesiapa dalam kumpulan kita.Dan saya tertarik dengan sifat seorang peserta(ala,yang pandai buat piza tu),tidak mengundi sesiapa utk keluar dari kumpulan mereka.Ada 2 orang undi peserta tu.Dia kata,saya tak singkirkan sesiapa.Bagi saya yang penting adalah kawan.
Kawan atau lawan.Hampir sama bunyinya tetapi berlainan maksudnya.Mempunyai kawan yang ramai tidak semestinya seseorang itu mempunyai ramai sahabat.Mempunyai seorang sahabat adalah menyamai dengan 1000 kawan yang ramai.Adalah sukar untk mencari sahabat berbanding kawan.Ada yang berkawan kerana status,dan ada juga yang berkawan atas dasar persahabatan.Dan dalam rancangan tu juga saya mempelajari tentang kehidupan yang satu hari nanti,sukar utk kita buat keputusan yang dapat memuaskan hati.Sy yakin akan mengalami saat itu.Dalam apa-apa jua bidang pun.....
Bagi sy hari ni x der aktiviti yang best.Siapkan folio ngan data tentang quadrat.Agak boring tapi saya cuba siapkan seawal yang mungkin agar senang di kemudian hari.Azie hantar sms,bila nak buat briefing.Err,nantilah.Ksian jugak kat Achot,kalo nak buat brief.Kena datang sini.Petang tu Azie datang menghantar data tentang skrap dan mengambil kotak kaca utk dia uruskan.Nampaknya dia seorang yang boleh memandu keretanya utk m'bawa kotak kaca jika diperlukan.
Faiz bosan.Lalu datang memanggilku.Sy turun.Dia baru balik dari kampung.Seperti biasa dia bercerita dan sy menjadi pendengar.Err,tak kisahlah kan.Esok keputusan kelayakan politeknik kuar.Mungkin esok nak pergi umah kawan jap.Jadi esok adalah haro yang terindahlah bagi saya sebab ada program esok.

New story about Love...Love Installation
Heres a step-by-step guide to installing love on the human machine

Customer :I can't do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What should I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART madam?
Customer :Yes, I have, but there are several programmes running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech Support :What Programmes are running madam?
Customer :Let me see… I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Tech Support :No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programmes. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of it's own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programmes, prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off madam?
Customer : I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support : My pleasure.. go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer : Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Tech Support : Yes, it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message? Customer : Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?
Tech Support : Yes, but remember that you have only the base programme. You need to begin connecting to other HEART in order to get upgrades. Customer : Ooops.. I have an error message already. What should I do?
Tech Support : What does the message say?
Customer : It says " ERROR 412232-ooeeoe9eio9o09989i- PROGRAMME NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPENENTS'. What does it means?
Tech Support : Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE programme is set up to run on internal HEARTS. It's one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means 'you have to LOVE your own machine before it can LOVEothers'.
Tech Support : Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer : Yes, I have it.
Tech Support : Excellent. Click on the following files an then copy them to the " MYHEART" directory:FORGIVENESS.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALISEWORTH.TXT and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories and them empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer : Got it. Hey!!! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART.!
Tech Support : Then LOVE is installed and running. You should de able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.
Customer : Yes?
Tech support : LOVE is freeware not a malware or spyware. Be sure to give and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer : I will. Thank you for your help.

P/s:Bila nak siap quadrat ni....